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Jersey Shore Deep Thoughts: On the Season Two Trailer

At a certain point, I stopped being excited for this train wreck to get back on the air and started being THE MOST excited for this train wreck to get back on the air.  That moment was when Snooki...

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A New Season of Mad Men Means a New Mad Men Yourself You!

So in case you’ve been under some sad, sad rock where the gentle glow of quality television program does not shine, Mad Men‘s fourth season fast approaches, by which I mean why the f*ck isn’t it July...

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Who Doesn’t Love Sally Draper?

I mean, here’s actress Kiernan Shipka from a photo shoot a for a recent piece about high fashions and the child actresses lucky enough to wear them in Interview: And here she is in a video interview...

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Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Catch-Up Corner: I’m the Most Excited for Zack...

It’s been over a year since I last threw on my gay claws and tippity-typed up a frothing homo frenzy about Sucker Punch, Zack Snyder’s live action follow-up to Watchmen, and so much has happened since...

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Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan Will Be My New Favorite Movie of 2010, or: No...

Take the poster for Black Swan for example.  This poster alone is enough to send me into a hundred fits of gay vapors (or “gaypors,” if you’re in the know).  Just look at this piping hot plate of...

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For Your Consideration in Camp: Highlights from the Burlesque Rotten Tomatoes...

When you think about how often I freak my freak out over Showgirls, you might’ve figured I’d have been flailing my fey little blog hands (like spirit fingers across the keyboard, if you will) on the...

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Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Official Response to the Harry Potter and the...

Seeing as it’s no secret over at this little corner of the interwebs that I love me some Harry Potter (interpret that as you will), I’ll spare you a voluminous amount of word vomit now that there’s a...

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Five Reasons I’m the Most Excited for the New Season of Big Brother

Heads up, y’all. Big Brother 13 premieres tomorrow night, which means it’s entirely this blog could possibly devolve into incoherent, stream-of-conscious medley of Showgirls references and excessively...

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This Teaser Trailer for The Iron Lady Has Got Me So Excited

I never before realized that all it takes to sell me on a movie is music from Clint Mansell’s score for Moon (“Welcome to Lunar Industries”, I wanna say) and 10 seconds of Meryl Streep ACTING as a...

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Please, Oh Please, OH PLEASE Let MTV Resurrect Bride & Tunnel

I’ll admit that I was tempted to head this post with a screen grab from when one of the male cast mates projectile vomits. I don’t know, it just felt like it’s more attention grabbing, but this being...

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Glorious News! Rena Riffel’s Showgirl Will Be the Showgirls...

Showgirls: The Return may purport to be the sequel to the greatest movie of all time (because it adds “The Return” to the end of the title), but if the extended trailer’s any indication, that doesn’t...

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Code Red Nerd Altert: Ridley Scott’s Alien Prequel Is Going to Be in 3-D!

Let’s not pretend my feelings could have changed since the last time we talked about this: Because they haven’t, and that shouldn’t come as a surprise.  After all, I once tried really hard to convince...

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There’s No Better News Than the News That Hedwig and the Angry Inch Is Heding...

Get it?  Hed-ing?  In a story about Hedwig and the Angry Inch?  It’s a pun, A PUN!  Carrie Sadshaw would be so proud!  And I probably should have switched to decaf before writing about this glorious...

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Let’s All Cross Our Fingers That Scissor Sisters’ Night Work Will Be the...

I recognize that it’s probably too soon to say for sure, but any Scissor Sisters album that’s produced by Stuart Price (the man responsible for two of my favorite glitter bombs, Madonna’s Confessions...

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Blog Post #418, in Which It Becomes Increasingly Obvious the Fourth Season of...

Seeing how I love Mad Men almost as much as I abhor waiting for things, I’m naturally torn by these on-set photos taken during the filming of the fourth season.  Sure, it’s assuring to know that...

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The Mad Men News So Good It’s My Own Free Sonic Root Beer Float

News sources are reporting that the fourth season of Mad Men premiere has been officially confirmed for July 25th.  Added to that, Mad Men‘s utterly brilliant third season?  The DVD set’s going for a...

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Jersey Shore Deep Thoughts: On How Absence Truly Does Make the Heart Grow Fonder

I didn’t wake up this morning expecting to miss any of the cast members of Jersey Shore the way Snooki misses pickles during a cucumber blight, but then I saw this picture of Snooki and JWOWW film the...

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The Super 8 Teaser Trailer Has Leaked Online, So Let’s All Be Nerds and Get...

Call me a persnickety bitch, but I normally try to avoid posting an obvious bootleg of a trailer.  The video quality’s never particularly great, the damn thing will inevitably get yanked down from...

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Because We Need Lost Laughter to Get Through the Lost Pain, Here’s the Series...

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Knowing that we’re less than a week away from the series finale of Lost fills me with an anxious emotional cocktail of that’s one part excitement and two...

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Presented With Limited Commentary: This Poster for the Fourth Season of Mad Men

Well will you lookit what Vulture dragged in?  It’s a new poster promoting the fourth season of Mad Men: YES.  (Obviously.) I mean, I could try and prattle on about the way the washed-out New York City...

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